DESCRIPTION
Picture this: you’re sitting at home thinking “I might be more beautiful than the Nereids.” Suddenly Poseidon sends a monster that’s part boar, part dolphin to get your ass. No problem, you can sacrifice your daughter; so you tie her to a big rock. Problem solved, right? Well then Perseus slays the creature and she actually lives, which is great but you didn’t ask for this. Now family get-togethers are extremely awkward because he couldn’t mind his business.
Design Notes:
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Custom, specially commissioned graphic! You won't find this artwork in any other stores.
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Artist: Ande Witt
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Human artists only! No ai used. See more of their work: Andewitt.art
DETAILS
MATERIALS
MATERIALS
52% cotton / 49% polyester
SIZING
SIZING
Standard sizing
WASH & CARE
WASH & CARE
Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low.
For longest-lasting durability, consider hanging to dry.
Do not bleach. Don’t even think about it.
DELIVERY & RETURNS
DELIVERY & RETURNS
Estimated Delivery Timeline (unless otherwise noted)
Domestic: 7-10 business days from time of purchase. Tracking included.
International: 2-3 weeks from time of purchase. May incur additional duties/taxes that are not reflected in our prices. Tracking not included.
Please note: we cannot ship to P.O. boxes
See full Shipping Policy under our FAQ
Refund Policy
All items are final sale. We do not accept returns, exchanges, or issue refunds. If the item arrives damaged or defective, we will provide a replacement. Please contact us at support@cloakbrand.com with photos and a brief description of the issue, and include your order number, email address, and full name so we may assist you promptly. Contact must be made within 7 days of receiving your order for a refund or to have your order reshipped.

