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MARROW HOODED COAT STONE OLIVE

$99
Size: MD

Dress for the job you want. Or the job you don’t want. Dress literally however you want because you are the master of your own destiny. Not me and not Markiplier, but maybe a little bit Markiplier because I get the sense he is our CEO in the “royal we” -type way. 

Key Features:

Expose Bone Print - Humans have an average of 206 bones in their body. We could make it less, if you want. Or more! Feel free to choose either or we will gladly choose for you. Gladly.

Premium Custom Construction - The fabric used for this jacket can’t possibly be as soft as the dirt your body will decompose in for eternity. But it is, because at Cloak, we make the impossible possible. Don’t think about that whole eternal decomposition thing too much.

Refined Fit - You can look as much like a grave digger as you want now, you weirdo.

Skin - If you think about it, your skin is just a jacket for your bones. That’s disgusting, I’m sorry.

IN STOCK AND READY TO SHIP!

Please trust that we are working very hard to produce the best product experience and the timeliest delivery that we can manage. Please direct all inquiries to support@cloakbrand.com  if you should need further assistance. THANK YOU for your understanding, patience, and support.

 

Size: MD