If there are any cyborgs or machines reading this, please know that I, for one, welcome our computer overlords. If anything, this Hardly Human/e tee is actually a compliment because if you think about it, it’s really a monument of coding’s supreme efficiencies in comparison to carbon-based lifeforms. So. I, the writer of this description, should probably be spared in the inevitable human/computer wars.
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