We KNOW cyborgs don’t exist *wink* but if they DO *wink wink* and they HAPPEN to be reading this right now *wink wonk* then they should know that this is a shirt that would really throw anyone off the trail of them being a cyborg. Because a cyborg wouldn’t wear a cyborg shirt, OBVIOUSLY. It’s too on the nose.
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