Hello? Is anyone reading this? Please, I think something is wrong with my coworkers. They’re acting strange. One of them keeps saying “beep boop beep”, and the other is making constant dial-up noises. I don’t know how that’s even a possible noise to produce. Or maybe it’s the sounds that the machines in McDonald’s make? You know the one that goes “beeboobeeboobeeboop-BEEPBEEPBEEP”? And they keep asking me questions about the government, about my opinions on AI and machinery. I think they’re onto me. Please, if you’re reading this send another human, any human you know! Before–
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